eDrumForum Slogan Contest

[TAKnipe]

I am officially announcing the eDrumForum Slogan Contest. I have a Tshirt and hat vendor, ready to go. But we need a slogan for our site. We will run this contest until June 1st and the Senior Management will vote on the best slogan. The slogan may also appear at the top of the Forum.

The slogan will be put on all of our TShirts, hats, cups and any other branded merchandise or giveaways.

The Winning Entry will receive a 12" Knipe Drums Cherry Fade Drum triggered by a Pintech internal trigger kit.

We are looking for serious slogans that reinforce our commitment to edrumming.

[OverLord]

eDrumForum:
Ghost Note In the Machine
The Future of Drumming
Plugged-In Drumming

[ghostman]

Where drumming is charged up!

Gives you the power!

Turn on your drums!

Playing with power!

Take charge of your drumming!

[Axe_Grinder]

WOW!! I've never heard Tom state the adjective "serious" before... Well, actually, he did say it once... but then he said he was kidding. Does that count?

;D

[CaTaPulT]

Hmmmm, some serious ones uh?

All Brands, All Styles, eDrumForum
eDrumers home on the net
The source of info for eDrums
eDrum Roll Please
Now you too can crank your amp
Testing, testing, is this thing on
If eDrums were airplanes, eDrumForum is the airport
Keep aBreast... eDrumForums ;)
eDrumForum, where a stool sample means trying out a new throne
eDrumForum, an online eDrumming community

But I still like......
eDrumForum.... Slicker than goat cum on a doorknob! :D

Take care

Regards: >>>> Jack <<<<

[drum4ever]

eDrum Forum...
The Pulse of a new Millenium
The real beat of a different drummer
Where Geeks with rhythm go to play
Edrums with Attitude
We put the E in drums (sorry Roland)
BEAT THIS...And This.... and this....
What you always dreamed drums could be
If you could read you would be here

[BobbyMck2]

Where friends unite with rhythm.

Battered, not bruised.

EDF, Every Drummers Favourite.

Where the present beats the future.

Welcome home.

Four way independence.

Because you're worth it.

[OverLord]

I like BobbyMck2's idea of "Where the present beats the future."

Some riffs on the same theme:

Where the Future Beats the Past
Beating A Path to the Future

Future Tense

Beat my goat till it cums on a doorknob.

[TAKnipe]

eDrumForum - e before v ;D

[OverLord]

Speaking as a Roland Whore (which I am) I think the slogam should be:

V-Drums and the other Little Guys (you know who you are)

[TAKnipe]

lol, I know who I am ;D

[ghostman]

Speaking as a Roland Whore (which I am) I think the slogam should be:


Which is funny, since it was your comment that made me consider the Yammie mod over the TD-12..

eDF
We Don't Make Drumming. We Make Drumming Better.
e-Drumming makes drumming better

I was playing with a few 'elite' themed slogans, but elite doesn't translate well like eMail, eDrums, eCymbals... eLite -> e light?
Instead, I thought of eLeet, but that's 12 yo lame, might as well be 1337 or is it 7331? meh..

Anyway:

Where the e-lite come to meet and beat (but this sounds like a porn site slogan)
The beat e-lite

For the existential:
I eDrum, therefore I am

And my Wife's:
Electrons are our drumsticks
Drumming on electrons

[BobbyMck2]

EDF for drum-drums, not dumb-dumbs

If Budweiser made drums, they'd show them here

There's so much buzz you'll need to loosen your strainer

EDF the pleasurable A&E experience

You're meshing with my head man !

From Budding Buddies to Budding Buddy's

EDrumForum [insert your own slogan here]

Where Budding Buddies become Budding Buddy's

EDF, the EMF for your rhythm section

Where you'll find the A-Z of A to E "drumming just got better"

[BobbyMck2]

Electronic
Drum
PrepaRation
ManUfacturing
Multi-platform
Futuristic
GlObal
Resources
eDrUmForum
Makes it possible

[BobbyMck2]

eDrummers stick it out here

stick with us and we'll stick with you

Stick It !

if you want to kit it out stick it out

[fignewton]

Edrums- I need an input and a splitter STAT.

[evil1rox]

eDrumforum:

eVeryDrum****er... no excuses.

My doorknob came on a goat!

-so funky when it smokes it blows onion rings

put the ****ing lotion in the basket!!!!

We'll be getting a Cease and Desist soon

counting the days until Miley turns 18.

if you can't beat `em, rebuild `em.


-Those were just screwin around... if any of mine gets chosen I'll raffle off to all interested members!

[TAKnipe]

I was waiting to figure out what the Administration personnel would do with their submissions. ;D

[evil1rox]

Oh..I forgot this one...

eDrumForum : beating off since 2007!

[OverLord]

As an administrator I object to the language used around here.
From now on, we all speak French!

[fignewton]

As a defender of all things ethical and moral, this makes my stomach turn.

Why cant we be like the Lambda Lambda Lambas and be a place where Nerds can come together regardless Race, Age, socioeconomics or sexually orientation.

Ahh screw it. EdrumForum "I'd Hit IT"

(Watched Revenge of the Nerds the other night, I can still quote it. ) ;D

[dschrammie]

As an administrator I object to the language used around here.
From now on, we all speak French!


Well...okay!

Les ch

[Axe_Grinder]

[quote=OverLord ]
As an administrator I object to the language used around here.
From now on, we all speak French!


Well...okay!

Les ch

[BobbyMck2]

I'm confident we are all adult enough to know there will be no voting funny business. After all it's not exactly like a presidential election. Tom has nailed his colours to the mast forming the site, and I'm sure wont allow or appreciate others spoiling the building reputation. So the best most appropriate one will come out on top, no matter who votes.... IMHO

[dschrammie]

Now try it without the translator, David - haha - The on-line translators just suck - lol


What, do you speak French, mister smarty pants?! Do you know what they mean?!
pppffffffffft!!!!

[Axe_Grinder]

Something about goats cumming on door knobs, shoving it up your ass and your drums look better than your mom.


French, Spanish German and a little Korean ;D

[TAKnipe]

We want the catchiest slogan and the one that best represents EDF wherever that comes from is where it comes from. But doing the voting my be interesting. Lets talk about this further, all I know is that the winner will get a cool pad. And I can tell you that I wont win the pad, lol. ;D :D

[Axe_Grinder]

P.S. I was only kidding... due to your "dialect", you obviously speak a little - lol

[BobbyMck2]

EDF, where edrummers hang their pads

EDF, the pad where edrummers hang out

[drum4ever]

...or
eDrum Forum - The coolest drum pad on the net.

[john emrich]

EdrumForum - The search for the truth!

[BobbyMck2]

Today's slogans will be brought to you by the letter "E"

Enthusiastical eDrum inFormation

EDF, for everything else there's barclaycard

Enthusiasm about edrumming........................... no charge

EDF, more head than a prozies diary

[evil1rox]

As an administrator I object to the language used around here.
From now on, we all speak French!


au frommage....

Ryan

[alviswesley]

The perfect settings for any electronic drum module ever made.
A custom built electronic drum by Tom Knipe.
The perfect wet or dry sample from the Michael Render Anal Voice Bank.

You will find it all at EdrumForum

[BobbyMck2]

Whether your busting a gut or gusting a butt. EDF will ease the pressure

[dschrammie]

eDF - For soothing relief of that painful burning and itching
eDF - For that 'not so fresh' feeling
eDF - It's what's for dinner
eDF - Consult a doctor if it lasts longer than 4 hours


By the way, I had my wife check my french slogans...she agreed, online translators can lose a little bit. She thinks there must be something seriously wrong with us...doesn't understand the whole "goat cum on a door knob" thing (also doesn't think that translation for door knob is correct). She said the translation for "Electronic drums are sexier than your mom" was correct...woo hoo! But my favorite was the translation for "Stick it in your butt and beat it"...the online translator's version (Mettez-le dans votre bout et raccrochez-le brutalement) apparently means "Put it in the end and shake it violently." Kinda loses the feeling there, eh?

[TAKnipe]

Shake Violently, hilarious ;D

[Snarekick]

Hi everyone. here is my idea for the Slogan eDrum Where Technique meets Technology.

Thanks

[OverLord]

Wow, a serious one. Very good. Of course that assumes any of us here have technique - other than bang hard!

Is "Put it in the end and shake it violently" our official slogan yet?

[dschrammie]

Is "Put it in the end and shake it violently" our official slogan yet?


Maybe just in France and French Canada...oh, and any of those French speaking countries in Africa.

Mettez-le dans votre bout et raccrochez-le brutalement!!!

[BobbyMck2]

Don't kick the bucket till you've made a drum out it

[evil1rox]

Is "Put it in the end and shake it violently" our official slogan yet?


-I thought it was put "it in the goats end and shake it violently til it cums on a doorknob"...???

Ryan

[OverLord]

-I thought it was put "it in the goats end and shake it violently til it cums on a doorknob"...???
Now, that's just silly.

[Moon_Shdw]

EDF - One great place, One great Language, Drumming

EDF - No holds barred drumming

EDF - For Beginners to Professional Drummers! The only stupid question around here is the one not asked!

[TAKnipe]

EDF Because someone had to


BTW if any of mine gets chosen we will have a raffle on video and will choose a winner.

[rdgrafix]

Got to get in on the action here.... ;)


EDrum Forum.... we don't "mesh" around
EDrum Forum... Welcome, now Beat It!
EDrum Forum... Just Beat It!
EDrum Forum... "Stick" Around....

[BobbyMck2]

Just time for last minute entries, show your wit and genius with a complex pattern on them keys

[drum4ever]

EdrumForum E=MC grooved

[alviswesley]

EDrumForum
No ConumDrum

or

There is no ConunDrum
EDrumForum

[TAKnipe]

I will be going over these for a few days tring to pick out the top 10 and then we can have a vote on them to decide the winner. Thanks for all the great submissions. Tom

[OverLord]

I will be going over these for a few days tring to pick out the top 10 and then we can have a vote on them to decide the winner. Thanks for all the great submissions. Tom

"Goat cum on the doorknob!"
"Goat cum on the doorknob!"
"Goat cum on the doorknob!"

[dschrammie]

Just remember, if "shake it violently" is used in any way, it's mine! ;D

[ghostman]

you could set up all the responses for a vote.. get the top 10 from a vote, then vote again on the top 10...

[TAKnipe]

Sounds like a plan, I will work on that. Thanks James

[evil1rox]

I will be going over these for a few days tring to pick out the top 10 and then we can have a vote on them to decide the winner. Thanks for all the great submissions. Tom

"Goat cum on the doorknob!"
"Goat cum on the doorknob!"
"Goat cum on the doorknob!"


I'd like to second the Goat Cum.... >yuck!<

Ryan

[ghostman]

This might make things easier.. one list of all the submissions. sorted by entry date and submitter. if you have multiple entires, they all show up with your first listing. Just thought it might help. Bobby should get a prize for the most submissions. I vote for a boot to the head..

OverLord
Ghost Note In the Machine
The Future of Drumming
Plugged-In Drumming
Where the Future Beats the Past
Beating A Path to the Future
Future Tense

Ghostman
Gives you the power!
Turn on your drums!
Playing with power!
Take charge of your drumming!
We Don't Make Drumming. We Make Drumming Better.
e-Drumming makes drumming better
I eDrum, therefore I am
Electrons are our drumsticks
Drumming on electrons

CaTaPuLt
All Brands, All Styles, eDrumForum
eDrumers home on the net
The source of info for eDrums
eDrum Roll Please
Now you too can crank your amp
Testing, testing, is this thing on
If eDrums were airplanes, eDrumForum is the airport
eDrumForum, an online eDrumming community

drum4ever
The Pulse of a new Millenium
The real beat of a different drummer
Where Geeks with rhythm go to play
Edrums with Attitude
We put the E in drums (sorry Roland)
BEAT THIS...And This.... and this....
What you always dreamed drums could be
If you could read you would be here
eDrum Forum - The coolest drum pad on the net.
EdrumForum E=MC grooved

BobbyMck2
Where friends unite with rhythm.
Battered, not bruised.
EDF, Every Drummers Favourite.
Where the present beats the future.
Welcome home.
Four way independence.
Because you're worth it.
EDF for drum-drums, not dumb-dumbs
If Budweiser made drums, they'd show them here
There's so much buzz you'll need to loosen your strainer
EDF the pleasurable A&E experience
You're meshing with my head man !
From Budding Buddies to Budding Buddy's
EDrumForum [insert your own slogan here]
Where Budding Buddies become Budding Buddy's
EDF, the EMF for your rhythm section
Where you'll find the A-Z of A to E "drumming just got better"
eDrummers stick it out here
stick with us and we'll stick with you
Stick It !
if you want to kit it out stick it out
EDF, where edrummers hang their pads
EDF, the pad where edrummers hang out
Enthusiastical eDrum inFormation
EDF, for everything else there's barclaycard
Enthusiasm about edrumming........................... no charge
EDF, more head than a prozies diary
Whether your busting a gut or gusting a butt. EDF will ease the pressure
Don't kick the bucket till you've made a drum out it

Electronic
Drum
PrepaRation
ManUfacturing
Multi-platform
Futuristic
GlObal
Resources
eDrUmForum
Makes it possible

fignewton
Edrums- I need an input and a splitter STAT.
EdrumForum "I'd Hit IT"

evil1rox
eVeryDrum****er... no excuses.
My doorknob came on a goat!
-so funky when it smokes it blows onion rings
put the ****ing lotion in the basket!!!!
We'll be getting a Cease and Desist soon
counting the days until Miley turns 18.
if you can't beat `em, rebuild `em.

john emrich
EdrumForum - The search for the truth!

dschrammie
eDF - For soothing relief of that painful burning and itching
eDF - For that 'not so fresh' feeling
eDF - It's what's for dinner
eDF - Consult a doctor if it lasts longer than 4 hours

SnareKick
eDrum Where Technique meets Technology.

Moon_Shadw
DF - One great place, One great Language, Drumming
EDF - No holds barred drumming
EDF - For Beginners to Professional Drummers! The only stupid question around here is the one not asked!

TAKnipe
EDF Because someone had to

rdgrafix
EDrum Forum.... we don't "mesh" around
EDrum Forum... Welcome, now Beat It!
EDrum Forum... Just Beat It!
EDrum Forum... "Stick" Around....

alviswesley
No ConumDrum
There is no ConunDrum

[TAKnipe]

Thanks James, I probably should have done that. Great Job. T

[CaTaPulT]

But you forgot one of mine......

EDF ... Slicker Than Goat Cum On A Doorknob.

Sheeesh, and you guys thought I was kidding? LOL :D
Take care

Regards: >>>> Jack <<<<

[ghostman]

IF I did forget one.. It was a cut n paste error.

I did NOT forget the goat cum one, I omitted it. yes, a Jr. Member is censoring.

Deal. and, nya-nya-nya, because I thought of doing a complete list and you did not.

History is written by the victors.

[evil1rox]

History is written by the victors.


Not exactly correct. History is written by 2 factions typicly:

1) those that have the final edit...and can alter any and all accounts freely as they see fit.
2) by Goats that subsequently cum on doorknobs.. but only when violently shaken of course.

-Is this goat cum a regional phenomena in the Ohio region or I have just been missing all the fun?

-Render- thanks for the nod... you're right! That works much better as a section header than an all encompasing slogan.

[BobbyMck2]

LOL sorry guy's I've not been around here so much lately... Life is getting in the way of fun. LOL is there a prize for quantity... LOL I had no idea I put in that many :) Hope everyone is performing well :P

[ghostman]

History is written by the victors.


Not exactly correct. History is written by 2 factions typicly:

1) those that have the final edit...and can alter any and all accounts freely as they see fit.
2) by Goats that subsequently cum on doorknobs.. but only when violently shaken of course.

-Is this goat cum a regional phenomena in the Ohio region or I have just been missing all the fun?

-Render- thanks for the nod... you're right! That works much better as a section header than an all encompasing slogan.


But those who have the final edit I consider victors. More power = victory.
Plus I grew up with a guy named Victor, and he was good at history. (lie, but I thought funny)

[allanjohn]

Has a winner been chosen yet?

[TAKnipe]

Unfortunately not, we have been waiting for the new site to be posted up. It actually looks great unfortunately we cant get the chat feature to run on the portal page and we have been searching for someone to help. That is the latest. If anyone has any good slogans keep adding them, I will be working on winding up this contest this week. Talk to you soon guys. Tom

[dschrammie]

How about this one....

eDrumForum - it's better than a kick in the nuts!

;D

[fignewton]

Got some inspiration from this you tube clip.
What if you substituted "Chew" with "Post" and "Big Red Gum" with Edrumforum.com"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIsg9czWI9g

[D!z]

Save A Human Beat A Drum ;D

[TAKnipe]

Got some inspiration from this you tube clip.
What if you substituted "Chew" with "Post" and "Big Red Gum" with Edrumforum.com"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIsg9czWI9g



Thats hilarious

[TAKnipe]

Ok, Well we are going to finish this contest up. I am going to go through the posts and start putting everything back together today. I know we are late getting to this but I desperately wanted the new site up and needless to say we had alot of issue converting the forum over from SMF to VBulletin. I apologize but I must say that I think everything was very much worth it.

From now on I will concentrate on contests and rules for contests. I would like to thank everyone for the patience and understanding during the reconstruction. Tom

[cheapthrill]

Aw man, I joined too late to enter. Oh well, here are some anyway:

"eDrumForum- We'll help change your dirty pads."

"eDrumForum- Come for the edrumming, stay for the door knob show."

"eDrumForum- Where edrumming geeks share their edrumming tweaks."